He: Your grin is like a shark's.
Me (taken aback): What!
He: No really. Great white's. You know, when I was in Miami, there were quite a few of them swimming around.
Me: When you go snorkeling in the Barrier Reef in Australia, the guides tell you that if you spot a shark, you scatter and head for the boat.
He: Are there great whites in Australia?
Me: Yes, in the southern ocean. One reportedly swallowed an Australian Prime Minister
He (shocked): Did what?
Me: Yup. 1967, Australia's Prime Minister Harold Holt went swimming in Victoria and never came back.
He: ππππ
Me: Shark tells her friends. "Guess what I had for lunch today?" πππ
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